Saturday, March 24, 2007

Future Attractions

Coming soon to this Klavern:

1. What a misconception!!

2. Kalyanam for Dummies: A Beginner's Guide to Iyer Marriages

-The Klansman

1 comment:

Chaturvasi said...

Neither a dummy nor an Iyer, I am looking forward to that guide.
Anyway, I know of one fellow who found that the cot on his wedding night had one leg shorter than the others and so was shaking, making noises that could be heard by the bride's friends who had just let her in and were sitting outside with their ears sharpened as they say in Tamil. The fellow quickly took out a wedding present that he had got from one of his friends and tucked it underneath the offending leg and proceeded with his activities. What was it? The book The Joy of Sex!